Keith with his dog, Rasputin.
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elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again
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why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
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“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
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when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life
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palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
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